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A Judo Master Is Always Kicking My Ass

from Making Waves at the Drowning Pond by Andrew Antle

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People in tall buildings scurry round and round
They're making news. I bet, um, let's say
Pound for pound their lives feel so confused

Roving, wandering postmen drift from town to town
Their brains mush, like an, um, let's say
Pound and ground from a sumo wrestling judo master

Why do I always feel like a judo master's punching bag?
Feel like a combat pilot on the rag?
Feel like a tackling dummy covered in worn-out pads?

I checked into clinics just to do the rounds
Like a boxer
In an assless gown that hid my feeding tube

Barely past a week until I found some rounds
Of ammo in an, um, let's say
Lost and found, and put them in that judo master, yeah.

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from Making Waves at the Drowning Pond, released April 28, 2011
Andrew Antle - Vocals, Guitar

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